The pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery — but instead they found only desposits of a different kind. Police collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines. We arrested the bungling robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street. Det Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning.
Bungling robbers raid sperm bank
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A masked man robbed Rs 1. Inspired by Hollywood film "Baby Driver", two men tried to rob a bank by allegedly firing in the air to threaten the staff in Shahdara's Krishna Nagar area, following which they were arrested, police said. Two employees of a businessman were robbed of Rs 13 lakh at gunpoint by four men outside a bank in west Delhi's Karol Bagh on Friday afternoon. Five men sprayed chilli powder on a man and robbed him of Rs 30 lakh when he went to deposit the amount at a bank at Mansarovar Park in east Delhi on Wednesday.
According to Capt. Davenport, the team staked out the sperm bank for three days, and never picked up on the fact that it was not a regular commercial bank. Luckily, no one was injured in the robbery, which took place just after the facility opened its doors this morning. The crew, who entered wearing matching Freddy Krueger masks, was well armed and well organized. Police had absolutely no leads, or any idea as to why someone would want to rob a sperm bank.
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